not a drama queen, a drama khaleesi
im really tired of europeans on here reblogging posts about racism in america and adding shocked disapproving comments like “get it together america lol” as if there isn’t an enormous amount of racism in europe and as if it wasn’t the europeans that first colonized the new world that planted the seed of racism in north america
there’s a show on netflix called Explosions Gone Wrong. i’d rather see Explosions Gone Right. that’d be a show about oil tankers and shit fucking exploding and everybody being like “yeah that’s fine”
haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING
When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.
I have never seen an more accurate depiction
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
Me: *skin breaks out*
Me @ god: ILL SEE YOU IN COURT
share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach
Thank you for wearing a white t-shirt, Tom, and thank you for nominating Benedict Cumberbatch and Luke Evans
does he live in a fairytale cottage
Hoes be like
WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????
We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw.