My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.
"so why do you like lord of the rings so much?" [opens 80 slide per point presentation] [pulls out index cards] [places graphs on stands in front] [carefully arranges posters] [clears throat] "why, friend, i am so glad you asked"
a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop
somewhere down the line i forgot that tags are for archiving stuff and not for making snarky comments under your breath
[clicks on a person’s url to see how they’re doing after being dragged on their own post]
Sansa Stark Week - Day 2 - Favorite Trait
Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me
this is still the most frightening and powerful line of Season 4 and i don’t really think i need to explain why.